Wednesday, March 25, 2015


If you buy a mini-donkey, are you getting a little ass?
If you breed mini-donkeys for meat, can you get a little piece of ass?
What do you call your mini-donkey stable when it's really dirty? An ass-hole.
You know what they call the new brand of currying rags for mini-donkeys? Asswipes.
If all your mini-donkeys run away, you have Noassatol.
If you're carrying your mini-donkeys and you chuckle so hard you drop him, you're laughing your ass off.
Know how to save yourself from a donkey attack? Stop, drop, and roll while giggling. That's right. Roll on the floor, laughing your ass off.

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